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#258908 +(13305)- [X]

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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#258908 +(13305)- [X]

<Ben174> : 公司付我加班费可是他们不知道90%的时间我都是在用kazza下音乐，现在的下载速度最快了
<ChrisLMB> : 如果我的员工敢这样我马上把他们全开掉
<Ben174> : 你哪个公司的？
<ChrisLMB> : 我是LowerMyBills.com的技术总监
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) 下线了 (Leaving)

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#405221 +(13013)- [X]

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

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#405221 +(13013)- [X]

<T-Wolf> 靠，我女朋友和一个叫Robert的王八蛋跑了
<RdAwG20> 你住在Hope Mill吗？
<T-Wolf> 是啊，怎么了哥们儿？
<RdAwG20> 哈哈，那个。。你的女朋友是不是叫alisson?
<T-Wolf> 我XX你妈妈
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#104383 +(12375)- [X]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

翻译：

#104383 +(12375)- [X]

bloodninja: 宝贝，今晚上真TM操蛋，你对我好点儿
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: 把你的裤子脱下来吧, yeah.
BritneySpears14: 我脱掉了我的裤子, 只是为了你, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, 我穿上了我的法师袍和尖尖的巫师帽.
BritneySpears14: Oh, 我也喜欢角色扮演 ^o^.
bloodninja: 哈哈我也喜欢， baby.
BritneySpears14: 我轻轻的吻着你的胸口。。。
bloodninja: 我发出一个3级的附魔术把你变成一个真正的漂亮女人
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: 我正在回蓝，准备对你施法8级无尽之鸡法术
BritneySpears14: 哈哈你好搞笑啊，到底要干嘛吗
bloodninja: 我用了全部法力施发了超宇宙之绝力干他娘大法
BritneySpears14: 晕。。。你是我见过最烂的网上做 爱对象了。。。太搞了吧
bloodninja: 贱女人给我老实点，老子是全世界最厉害的法师.
bloodninja: 我吸取你的灵魂，在你身上施放第一百万级的雷霆大法，把你炸成一滩血雾。。。小样的你不过是个2级的小德鲁伊还跟我横
BritneySpears14: 你个王八蛋我拉你黑名单了.
bloodninja: 机器人在向我攻击，但是我的雷霆防护层开始区域攻击把他们全部烧成废铁.
bloodninja:亚瑟王亲自向我恭贺！我打败了类拔涅夫博士率领的机器人社会主义共和国所有的恶魔军团，冷战终于结束了！雷根那个小兔崽子偷取了我的成就！世人皆以为他是英雄，他们都错了！我才是真正的英雄！！
bloodninja: 宝贝你还在吗？呃，我想我开始进入状态了
bloodninja: 宝贝?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, 你准备好了吗?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah 我好了.
BritneySpears14: Eminem我喜欢你的歌 hehe.
eminemBNJA: 哈哈, yeah, 我的歌都是写给我喜欢的女士的.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, 我真的好喜欢，咱么赶快开始.
BritneySpears14: 我轻轻的脱掉我的裤子，慢慢的，我开始抚摸你健壮的身体。。。
eminemBNJA: Oh 宝贝我好喜欢，等等让我把我的法师袍和帽子穿上.
BritneySpears14: 我日！我跟你说了别再跟我对话了！！.
eminemBNJA: Oh 我日
BritneySpears14: 我发誓你再做一次的话我就向你的服务商举报你，说你给我发儿童色情照片！！你个王八蛋！
eminemBNJA: 我日
eminemBNJA: tnnd你等等，我得把你的名字记下来。。。